Despite how often I say I want to stay away from fantasy booking, I find myself doing it quite often. You could consider this a form of fantasy booking, although it's not a fantasy as much as it's what I believe is going to take place at WrestleMania 32 in Dallas.
WrestleMania 32
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Braun Strowman def. Stardust, Tyler Breeze, Konnor, Viktor, Big Show, Kane, Ryback, The Miz, Damien Sandow, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, Adam Rose, Heath Slater, Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, Rusev, Dolph Ziggler etc.
-In a pre-show match, Strowman goes over by being really big and choking dudes out and nonchalantly dumping their lifeless bodies out of the ring. Yay. Push is imminent as long as he doesn't totally suck in the ring, which so far he doesn't.
Divas Championship Match
Sasha Banks def. Charlotte (c) w/ Ric Flair & Becky Lynch
-This seems to be where they're taking this feud, and by virtue of being the most over between her and Becky, I believe Sasha will get the nod and the title.
Tables Match
The Usos def. The Dudley Boyz
-Breaking the tradition of the annual "Cram Everyone Onto Mania Four Corners Tag Team Title Match", the newly heel Dudleys do the job for The Usos in a tables match. The Dudleys swearing off tables with their heel turn seems destined for them to encounter tables once again at some point down the road, and with fans beginning to be turned off The Usos, the Dudleys could be the team that gets them back in the good graces with the crowd, especially if the titles aren't involved.
United States Championship Match
Kalisto (c) def. Chris Jericho
-I struggled to think of what Jericho might do at Mania with what seems to be a heel turn impending from his current program with AJ Styles, that may result in a match at Fast Lane, which you'd have to believe Styles would win. Jericho seems too important of a roster piece to just be Andre Battle Royal fodder, and he can't be in a more important match on the card than AJ if he loses at Fast Lane, so I think heel Jericho would be a perfect tool to further Kalisto's push and his reign as US Champion.
Bray Wyatt w/ The Wyatt Family def. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman
-It doesn't really matter who wins this match, honestly. But Lesnar's a horrifying monster no matter what he does at this point, so losing to Bray wouldn't be such a terrible thing for the Beast, especially when Bray really lacks a huge win to this point in his career. Maybe Heyman even plays into the finish here, as The Wyatt Family messing with him on the outside leads to a distraction that does Lesnar in. Maybe.
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady w/ Carmella def. The New Day (c) w/ Xavier Woods
-If Enzo & Cass don't show up on The Cutting Edge Peep Show at Fast Lane, I'd be more shocked than if they do show up. Happening, see: it's.
Intercontinental Championship Match
AJ Styles def. Kevin Owens (c)
-Yes I know there have been a lot of title changes on this show but it's WrestleMania and AJ STYLES WILL BECOME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION AND THAT'S A BIG DEAL BECAUSE THE IC TITLE IS A BIG DEAL AGAIN AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. THEY DON'T WANT NONE.
Roman Reigns def. The Undertaker
-Let it marinate.
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Dean Ambrose def. Triple H (c) w/ Stephanie McMahon
-I would be dreading this if the current program with Lesnar and Reigns hadn't turned me into an actual Ambrose fan. They've finally cut the wackiness and had him be an actual crazy person who thinks fighting Brock Lesnar is an okay thing to try. Good. When he wins at Fast Lane with the help of the Wyatt Family, the crowd will go crazy, and when he wins at WrestleMania and becomes World Champion, they'll go even crazier. And then the night after WrestleMania when Roman Reigns gets mad that Ambrose stole his spot and both he and Rollins have upstaged him at Mania 31 & 32... you know what, never mind that last bit. *Eyes emoji*
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