Yet another terrible show and it's NOT only because Reigns won and ruined my whole night. Based off this pre-Mania PPV that only advanced storylines which is UNHEARD OF in professional wrestling, I will be joining the #BoycottMania movement and cancelling my WWE Network... unless RAW is good on the road to WrestleMania. Or maybe even if it's bad. I'll just skip the main event of Mania. Or watch it and hate it regardless of what happens. We'll see.
Pre-Show United States Championship 2 out of 3 Falls Match
Kalisto (c) vs Alberto Del Rio
The actual match was good, but I'm just PISSED that it was on the pre-show instead of the main PPV! Why would they use the slot they have carved out to squeeze an extra match onto a PPV to squeeze an extra match onto a PPV?!?! It's a slap in the face to two great performers and the US Title to perform in front of a full capacity crowd in what is essentially the opening match and get them fired up for the rest of the show. 2 stars.
Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch vs Tamina and Naomi
Good match, but they're watering down two amazing NXT divas like Sasha and Becky by putting them against untalented ugly main roster girls like Tamina and Naomi. 1 star.
Intercontinental Championship Match
Kevin Owens (c) vs Dolph Ziggler
I love both these guys and this was possibly the best match on the whole show. It combined my love of a billion superkicks with my enjoyment of Dolph Ziggler for no apparent reason to create a great match even though the IC Title is meaningless now and has been forever blah blah blah. 3 and a half stars.
The Wyatt Family w/ Bray Wyatt vs Kane, Ryback, & Big Show
What an unbearable match between a bunch of guys who can't wrestle and Luke Harper. Plus stupid Rybotch injured Luke Harper. Get him a Z-Pack! LMAO! Anyway, I didn't even watch this garbage. And why did the Wyatts lose???? 0 stars.
Divas Championship Match
Charlotte (c) w/ Ric Flair vs Brie Bella
I don't understand why Charlotte keeps winning when I don't want to see her win at all, and no, I'm not getting worked by her being a good heel. At all. Plus, Brie's dreadful wrestling and blatant piggybacking off Daniel Bryan's career which is the only reason she married him and not because they are two people who are in love. This was a disgrace on Bryan's career because Brie screwed up like two spots, despite the fact the crowd was into it throughout and especially for the submission at the end. Half star.
Rubber Match
AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
I love both wrestlers and the wrestling was great, but WHY DID CHRIS JERICHO KICK OUT OF THE STYLES CLASH I'M SO ANGRY I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT HE TAPPED OUT TO THE CALF CRUSHER IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS GAH FUCK THIS COMPANY STYLES IS BURIED ALREADY. 1 star.
Curtis Axel w/ Social Outcasts vs R-Truth
How is this on the PPV and not the pre-show, am I right? I hate fun. Fun stuff is the worst. I hate that I wasted 4 whole minutes of my life watching this segment. 0 stars.
Triple Threat for WWE WHC Shot at WrestleMania
Brock Lesnar vs Dean Ambrose vs Roman Reigns
EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS MATCH GOES OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE ROMAN REIGNS WON. NEGATIVE 7 STARS. #BOYCOTTMANIA #CANCELWWENETWORK
Overall: 3/10 Stars
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